The ROO

Alright dip-shits, I'm back. All of your stupidity on Twitter and that of the manager putting Matt Carpenter at second base has driven me to not only be more active on social media, but has actually given me the will power to toss some words together that are sure to infuriate you. Lets jump right to the title of this poorly written article. Why in the hell are we talking about acquiring Josh Donaldson? He is 31 years old, has missed most of the season due to injury and is a free agent after 2018. If we can all agree that this is not a roster that can compete, and likely still would be challenged versus the likes of the division leading Brewers and the bound to eventually catch fire Cubs, why in the flying eff would you make this investment? Would you really sign Josh Donaldson to a long term deal at the age of 33 after the 2018 season? I sure as hell would not be interested in trading away what looks like a bounty if you believe Jon Heyman has an IQ above that of Forres