The ROO

Alright dip-shits, I'm back. All of your stupidity on Twitter and that of the manager putting Matt Carpenter at second base has driven me to not only be more active on social media, but has actually given me the will power to toss some words together that are sure to infuriate you. Lets jump right to the title of this poorly written article. Why in the hell are we talking about acquiring Josh Donaldson? He is 31 years old, has missed most of the season due to injury and is a free agent after 2018. If we can all agree that this is not a roster that can compete, and likely still would be challenged versus the likes of the division leading Brewers and the bound to eventually catch fire Cubs, why in the flying eff would you make this investment? Would you really sign Josh Donaldson to a long term deal at the age of 33 after the 2018 season? I sure as hell would not be interested in trading away what looks like a bounty if you believe Jon Heyman has an IQ above that of Forres...

Anyone watching Fox Sports Midwest on Monday night had to wonder if they were watching a Junior Varsity contest between Chaminade Prep and DeSmet Jesuit. No, that certainly was a Major League game on Monday. A Major League game that the Cardinals managed (that is not a pun because this one has nothing to do with the manager) to lose despite the Washington Nationals committing four "official" errors. Despite the comedy of errors, the Cardinals fell to 2-5 on the young season, and I am sure that Twitter is on fire as I type this at 1045 pm CT. I would not know, since I have unofficially quit the social media network. I simply felt most of the mucous spewed on their by "the faithful" simply had clouded my judgement and tempted even my own fairly objective bias. So the below thoughts on Monday night's loss are below. And I am sure the seven of you that will read this article will talk bad about me on Twitter behind my back. I will check my DM's, but n...

Yesterday, I told you that the biggest story you should be concerned with from the weekend should be Lance Lynn pitching just one inning in his start, leaving for "precautionary" reasons. There was more news out regarding Lynn on Monday, and pardon me for not believing its particularly inspiring. Lance Lynn will no longer start for the #STLCards Thursday in Memphis. Instead, he'll stay back and throw in a game in Jupiter. — Jenifer Langosch (@LangoschMLB) March 27, 2017 Now, to Yadier Molina, who St. Louis Cardinals fans simply can not talking about.  The catcher laid down an ultimatum over the weekend on getting a contract extension done by opening day. Langosch also told Bernie Miklasz (what can I say, she is a busy lady) that Molina wants to be the highest paid catcher in baseball. So, like any slightly below average sports blog, we polled the fans on Twitter, asking what is the most you would give Molina if you were in general manager John Mozeliak's s...

The St. Louis Cardinals are finally in the final week of the long and dreaded spring training season. I personally feel worn out, and the ACTUAL season has yet to begin. Based on the stories of the weekend, the final week should be a busy and eventful one. Between Yadier Molina's ultimatum to have a contract in place by opening day or negotiations end and Kolten Wong being a nimrod and pretending like he is some savvy veteran who has actually earned something, the professional writers have had a pretty easy job over the last few days. Excuse me for thinking that the social media diehards have been a bit distracted. This below should be the biggest story. Lynn hovering in that 87-88 mph range with fastball right before being removed. #Cardinals #stlcards https://t.co/vFemwCOTgy via @stltoday — Derrick Goold (@dgoold) March 25, 2017 I'm sorry, but when the guy who is now being relied upon to be your No. 2 starter (yes, I trust Lynn to have a good year more than...

Finally, we have clarity on the St. Louis Cardinals hacking scandal. Six months after Chris Correa (evidently, the lone bad wolf)  plead guilty in a federal court to hacking the Houston Astros database of prospect info, among other things, MLB has handed the Cardinals organization its punishment. The Cardinals have been fined $2 million (the max allowable under the new CBA) (a CBA that Cardinals owner Bill DeWitt was instrumental in negotiating). The club has also been stripped of their top two remaining MLB draft picks in 2017. Frankly, I think the Cardinals got off easy here. I could go in to a diatribe on why, but I’d prefer you simply read John Nagel’s thoughts over at  RedBirdDaily.com . He lays out a pretty simple argument of how the Cardinals, DeWitt and general manager John Mozeliak got off easy. He also explains, why, once again, Mozeliak is a bit of genius. Nagel also discussed the impact on bonus pool money this will have. It is worth the read. Where I...

This is always an interesting time of year for baseball fans. It is an interesting purgatory between the “hot stove” session and when pitchers and catchers report to spring training. Random events happen, such as the Cubs visiting the White House and the Cardinals hosting an event where fans get to pay hundreds of dollars to have their foot signed by Yadier Molina. But the one thing that is worthy of the discussion this time of year is the revealing of Hall of Fame ballots. Generally, the individual ballots of voters are made public and ridicule and scorn soon follow. Generally, I keep pretty to myself on these things. Each “writer” is entitled to their own opinion. But when I saw the ballot of ESPN’s Pedro Gomez, a fit of rage boiled inside me that made this post inevitable. View image on Twitter  Follow Ryan Thibodaux   @NotMrTibbs Ballot #208 is Pedro Gomez's. No adds or drops. No first-time candidates. In the Tracker:  http:// bit.ly/tracker1...

My favorite writer, Benjamin Hochman (laughter uncontrollably ensues) posted a predictable article  today on  STLToday.com , begging for support for public tax dollars at the state and local levels for a new MLS stadium in St. Louis. The funding of a new stadium, and the aid and profits it locks in for the potential owners of the new SC STL owners, are a hot topic debate currently as a deadline to get the possible funding on ballots in April looms closer. Of course this is a hot topic and very touchy right now in St. Louis. And it is of course for a simple reason. It is a classic chicken or the egg example of public dollars interfering with private business. Let me explain. A new stadium for a MLS team is the chicken . The idea, one that has been tried time and time again, is if St. Louis and the state of Missouri invest in this chicken, then the eggs (more businesses relocating to St. Louis, population growth) will come, resulting in a higher tax base to support scho...